Thursday, July 5, 2012

Steel Batallion Heavy Armor Review - Part II

Full Disclosure: This review only covers the tutorial - or most of it, anyway.

If you're looking for profanity, you sure as fucking shit will get a cocksucking assload of it if you purchase Steel Battalion Heavy Armor. If you're looking for a Kinect game whose tutorial features any sort of accurate motion tracking, coherency, or fun, go buy something better, like E.T. for Atari 2600.

I tried, I really did. I know my Kinect works and I know games that boast good motion tracking function just fine. Kinect Adventures, that Disneyland game (which, in my defense, came free with my Kinect), and Child of Eden work really well. Dance Central 2 also seems to work well, according to my children.

But SBHA? Ha! Here are my experiences with the tutorial.