Thursday, June 21, 2012

Steel Battalion Heavy Armor - Tanks Take Off

Steel Battalion Heavy Armor, reviewed. Can it overcome its generic title?

Vertical tanks? Sounds intriguing.
It's evidently 2082, and we all hope the 80's a century after the 1980's are far less awkward. I can't comment on fashion, music, or general tastes of the public in 2082 (I'm pretty sure "trickle-down economics" is still an inside joke among conservative politicians, though), but militarily, things are looking awesome. Steel Battalion Heavy Armor features vertical tanks, which are the most powerful weapon since the tactical nuke.

The Xbox 360 game requires...wait. It requires Kinect? Seriously?

Well, shit.


Stay tuned for Part II of my Steel Battalion Heavy Armor review, coming soon!